On thing leads to another and I get a letter from my insurance company:All that money spent on moose-bite insurance (because moose-bites can be pretty nasty, you know), and the small print says that moose-bite insurance is not valid in Sweden. What a rip-off.
Dear Mr O'Balsam
Ref: Your recent claim
Suck it.
Your pals,
Bastard Insurance Limited
Then, to my dismay, I find my Morris Dancer insurance is immediately invalidated within half-a-mile of any village fete, and my life insurance runs out the minute I hold my breath.
Broken Britain, people, broken Britain.
3 comments:
Awful! I hate insurance agencies. If I'm not eligible, don't let me SIGN UP! Jerks.
Clearly what you should have applied for was a moose rider.*
*obscure insurance industry joke**
** not particularly funny, even to insurance geeks
Turd. My sister was once bitten by a moose.
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