Thursday, March 29, 2012

I'm lovin' angles instead

I will admit right up front that I am a smug, sick bastard.

So much so, that whenever a noted celebrity shuffles off this mortal coil, I will be the first to head over to Twitter and search for the words "with the angles".

It is, I assure you, literally minutes of endless fun, watching as the grief athletes, impotent in front of their keyboard, find that they just have to say something, anything to ease their pain.

And so:

[CELEBRITY NAME] RIP You are with the angles now

May u rest with the angles [CELEBRITY NAME]

RIP [CELEBRITY NAME] I guess that God wanted his angles back :(

So sad [CELEBRITY NAME] is with the angles, playing Robbie Williams Angles RIP
Smugly, I then point out that the poor [CELEBRITY NAME] is dead, not in maths detention

This does not make me popular.

Let's here it for God and his Angles!

6 comments:

TRT said...

I read that Posh Spice has had an out of body experience. I'm not surprised. That body is so thin, it's a wonder it holds anything at all in.

Chris JC said...

On the anniversary of the death of Aaliyah, someone I knew did an update asking "why did you die".

I explained exactly why she died, with an emphasis on loading the plane with more freight than it could carry despite warnings not to.

I was popular that day, I can tell you.

flip said...

Maybe your comments are just to... obtuse for them. No, sorry. That was bad. I was just trying to be acute. That's not right.

Rad_Ian said...

360° of angles = 2Pi (+ VAT if hot)

Zimmer said...

Angle Voices... The Three Degrees....

I'll get m' coat...

Ole Phat Stu said...

Resting with the Angles?
Why not the Saxons and the Jutes?