This is The New Dog Wilson Blue Rabbit.
Look at him.
What a sweetie.
Don't believe a word. He is the most demanding creature under the sun, even more demanding than bonsai plants. Because while bonsai drop dead the second you ignore them, Wilson resorts to barking. Lots of it.
And his demands? Walkies.
Nothing but walkies.
Stand up – BARK
Sit down – BARK
Go to the toilet – BARK
Get dressed in the morning – BARK
Accidentally catch his tyrannical little eye – BARK
Like Pavlov's dogs, even the close down music on my computer equates to walkies, which equals BARK, and it's my own stupid fault for caving in to him every time I stand up, sit down, go to the toilet, accidentally catch his eye or close down my laptop.
Or walk in through the door. Or breathe.
He is a monster. A hideous dictator. But also cute and fuzzy and we love him.