At least the "Wakey wakey!" on the side of at least one box dusting up my kitchen shelves is more appropriate, and should at least spur other manufacturers to consider more honest slogans:
"Holy shit, you look rough"
"If you got your crap together yesterday, you could be eating this WITH milk"
"Enjoy your nutrition-free calories, LOSER"
"Look, it's ten o'clock at night. Try actual food"
"Another day dawns, one closer to your death"
"Fuck it, go back to bed"
When I get my own cereal brand (and mark my words I will), I'm going to call them Ennui Flakes.