JCVH: The dance number
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My passing mention of the biblical epic Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter provoked a bit of a reaction. It turns out that the movie has its own official site where it appears you can now purchase this classic of modern cinema on DVD to enjoy in the comfort of your own home. There's also an official movie poster in which our Lord and Saviour gets only second billing behind the pneumatic delights of Ms Murielle Varhelyi in a skintight red leather outfit. Oh yes.
There's a rather good review here, along with stills, one of the songs (oh yeah, it's a musical) and a short video of the Son of God kicking some righteous ass.
Who needs ninjas when you can have Kung Fu Jesus? Praise Him! I am so going to hell for this.