Be aware that I have turned into a grabbing bastard, and am now selling stuff at the Scaryduck Store. Top quality gear, shipped direct from the U S of A. And none of your cheap schmutter, either.
In the words of the immortal Derek Trotter: "This time next year, Rodders, we'll be millionaires."
Today is National Pie Day. Mmmmmm.... National Pie Day! You are duty bound to do pie-flavoured stuff or the terrorists will already have won. The National Pie Council suggests:
"Hold a pie night. Gather family and friends for a pie celebration. Everyone must bring one homemade pie for the pie buffet. We have heard of events where more than 100 folks come with 100 pies."
You heard what they said. A hundred folks coming with a hundred pies. That's ten thousand pies. They always like to do things bigger and better in America. And this can only mean one thing: red hot pie swapping! Get in there!
Things to do on National Pie Day: Throw Pie at the Mayor of London.
"Direct From Bad Pun Central"
Please be aware that Tesco, Sainsbury and Safeway have all received a terrorist alert.
On the advice from the Police they have taken all Chinese and Indian meals off their shelves because they may have ricin.