Former UN General Secretary Boutros Boutros Ghali says: A quick reminder that next Tuesday is National Take Your Otter to Work Day. If you haven’t got an otter, voles or badgers are fine; but, please, no stoats or weasels as they only spend the day misusing the photocopier and ringing up their mates in Australia. And please, let’s not have a repeat of last year’s fiasco: National Bring Your Man-Eating Lion to Work Day is FRIDAY.
“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 1118”
If you run a barcode scanner over any zebra, it will read the number '666'. Proof positive that this figure is indeed the number of the beast.