Thursday, June 26, 2003

"Public Service Announcement"

Today has been declared “World Kick Mick Jagger in the Testicles Day”. If you see the fat-lipped Rolling Stones front-man at any time today, you are entitled under the terms of the United Nations charter to kick the rubber-faced buffoon in the bollocks. Steel toe-capped boots and someone to hold his arms will be made available on request.

(Left) A scene from last year’s successful WKMJitTD


Is there no end to this madness? Going through my referrer logs the other day, I accidentally stumbled across this here page (sorry 'bout them pop-ups, tripod, y'see), something I knocked together ages ago and promptly forgot about. I could watch the little bugger all day, and as a matter of fact, I think I will.

"Mammon Revisited"

Make me rich, you bastards! Spend $30 or more at the top-quality Scaryduck Shop, enter the coupon code FREEDOM at the checkout and get a whoop-de-doo $4 discount; which, frankly, is better than a poke in the eye with a sharpened stick. Feed my children, pleeeeease!

"The return of the King"

Holy shit! Comical Ali is back! Beat the rush and bag yourself the Best of Baghdad Bob DVD from the Baghdad Broadcasting Corporation (10% of profits to the Red Cross). I shall be watching with rapt attention. Miss it and you deserve to be hit with shoes.


To be perfectly honest, I'm disappointed. Only three of you, THREE!!!, have voted for Pretty Woman in the Scaryduck Bad Movie poll. Voting closes midnight on Sunday - VOTE NOW CLOSED - it's not too late to make a difference. Save the small fluffy animals. Think Pretty woman. That is all.

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