Saturday, June 07, 2003

"Saturday Link-o-rama"

A big "Boo! Nay!" to ebay, who have mercilessly stomped on the Ghost in a Jar craze this weekend, yanking some of the best items off its servers. Gone are the Ghost of Weapons of Mass Destruction in a Jar and the GiaJ Movie rights, but the auction for the rights to is still going strong at $212.50.

A big "Woo! Yay!", however, to crab-bloke Joel Veitch who won not one, but two Webby Awards for We'll make a web superstar of Nohands yet.

One from the old skool. That video of Anthea Turner getting blown up (1.38MB download). I could watch this one over and over. As a matter of fact, I just did.

Yet more "Woo Yay!" for Weebl and Bob's first birthday. Hot poop, my eyes!

How evil is George W Bush? This site is keeping a scorecard, so you don't have to. But no matter what he does, he's still nowhere as evil as this guy.

"Bashing the Bishop"

Got this in a spam today:

"Young Cherries About To Get Poped !"

He's a dirty bastard is His Holiness.

"419 Update"

It's been a week since I started collecting Nigerian spam. So far, I've managed to raise a whopping THREE HUNDRED AND SIX MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS for the Scaryduck retirement fund, including and impressive USD 82,000,000 from a relative of the Iraqi Finance Minister. This has made me so happy, I just want to give all these kind, generous people a big manly hug.

"Wang Update"

After a couple of days when I received nothing but e-mails selling Pheromones and generic Viagra, the Increase Your P.e.n.i.s. Size spams have started rolling in again. The Wang-o-Meter currently reads fifty-five inches of meaty goodness. Whaddaya think of that eh girls? Girls?

Maybe this isn't the right moment to mention that Naked Blog rates me as (and I quote) "surely the campest weblog in the discovered universe". Camp? Moi? The only camping I've ever done is the tented variety. I dunno, it must be all the duckies.

Still time to vote in the movie poll below. There'll be more movie goodness soon, where I'll be asking for the worst movie you ever wasted two hours of your life on. Nominations already open.

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