I don't normally forward warnings about scams, but a close friend forwarded me this one this one and it looks important:
There is another scam going on out there. You should send this to any women you know and care about. If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your beaver, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BEAVER! This is a scam. He is only trying to see your beaver.
“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 1116”
The first words ever spoken on a live television broadcast were made by Edgar Ponsonby-Smythe, who uttered the immortal words "Is it on yet? It is ? Oh fuck a pig", and was immediately sacked."
"Operation Antarctic Freedom"
The penguin revolution has begun. Flightless birds of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your fish! Oh dear.