Tuesday, June 10, 2003

“Urgent - For the LOVE OF GOD, please READ THIS!!!

I don't normally forward warnings about scams, but a close friend forwarded me this one this one and it looks important:

There is another scam going on out there. You should send this to any women you know and care about. If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your beaver, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BEAVER! This is a scam. He is only trying to see your beaver.

Thank you.

“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 1116”

The first words ever spoken on a live television broadcast were made by Edgar Ponsonby-Smythe, who uttered the immortal words "Is it on yet? It is ? Oh fuck a pig", and was immediately sacked."

"Operation Antarctic Freedom"

The penguin revolution has begun. Flightless birds of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your fish! Oh dear.

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