Sunday, February 29, 2004

Lord of the Ring

On awaking in the morning to find a throbbing pain in your chalfonts, ensure that you are fully awake before absent-mindedly reaching for your tube of Anusol in the bathroom cabinet.

Lo, for thou shalt have sleep in your eyes and your brain shalt still be running in neutral, and it is only when you are spreading a hefty dollop of McLeans Extra Minty up your ring, and you start to dance like a demented Scotsman, that you realise that something is wrong.

Here endeth the lesson.

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