This is the entire word-for-word text of my job interview for the Department of the Bleedin’ Obvious in 1986:
"What makes you think you're suitable material for the civil service?"
"Because you're desperate and will take anybody."
I got the job.
Some other guy told them "Because my Lord Jesus Christ says so."
He too got the job.
He lasted a week after he started beating up colleagues who gave the wrong answer to the question "Do you love Jesus? Do you? DO YOU?"
Pete'n'Dud voice: "What's the worst job you've ever had?"
Regular readers will remember the greatest news headline ever written:
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Finally, two years later, they have finally managed to shoot their bolt, and it’s pleasing to see that ESPN employs sub-editors with a sense of humour:
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The Arse of Lopez says: