That’s me all Thursdayed up, then, which means you probably want me to run some sort of vote for tomorrow’s Scary story. And so...
* Gratuitous Sax/Senseless Violins – “What’s your favourite cake?” she purred. “Soreen.”
* Theatre of Hate – “Jelly on the plate, jelly on the plate” he recited to a bemused House of Commons
* Political Incorrectness Gone Mad – Lightly-oiled TV personality by day, nobody guessed the crime-fighting good Kirstie did in the streets of Kensington by night
* Jesus Saves – “My God!” exclaimed Detective Sloan, “the fingerprints match up – Mahatma Gandhi DID do it!”
“Forty years! I’ve had my no claims bonus for forty years!”