Inappropriate things to say during a vasectomy operation
1. "Ooh! That tickles! Do it again!"
2. "Did you hear the one about the Irish circumcisionist?"
3. "I love you."
4. "No, I think you're wrong there. The movement of capital will only have a negative effect on the bourgeois/worker relationship."
5. "I'll give you any money if you stop now."
6. "I've had your wife."
You know you're addicted to your weblog when..."
...shaving yourself for a vasectomy operation you're thinking "what could I write about this?", followed closely by the startling revelation that you are prepared to tell the world about the shaving of your knob in a pithy, humorous manner. Still, it's never stopped me before.
Here's a hint, though: Don't use one of those new Gilette vibrating razors - sends all the wrong signals.