Here at Scaryduck Labs (Motto: This time next year, Rodders...), we're always thinking of ways to make your life easier, and the lives of your enemies more painful and somewhat shorter.That's why we've spliced DNA from large, hairy spiders into the humble office chair.
With the Scaryduck Labs Arachnochair™, you need never leave your seat for the length of your entire working day, your comfortable eight-legged Arachnochair™ walking you from desk to meeting room to canteen to cigarette shelter and back again as you see fit.
It also eats flies, ideal if you work at the cutting edge of the international rancid meat market that is taking UK retail by storm.
Trouble with unruly staff? Simply replace their Arachnochair™ with our advanced "Black Widow" Arachnochair™, and watch with sick fascination as the office bully is wrapped in an unbreakable web and slowly eaten alive by the office furniture. Ideal if you work at the cutting edge of the international rancid meat market.
Also available: Scaryduck Labs Venus Filing Cabinet™ and Scaryduck Labs Crocodesk™.
Ask for our brochure!
12 comments:
First for going to bed after eating cheese and reading the Ikea catalogue.
Second for visual imagery on the level of sophistication of a 70s episode of Dr Who.
I was about to place an order, but I see in the illustration only one leg and five feet. Are you fucking with me?
That's what I need - a filing cabinet the size of a large planet. Of course, I could just chuck stuff away!
It may only have one leg but you ought to see the kid who ripped the other seven off.
Please, PLEASE send me the brochure. I need a new chair at work.
Best post evah! Plz to send full set including two (2) Black Widows.
WoD from teh iPod of Doom.
I see someone's been to the dentist.
*sympathetic look*
(you forgot to mention the straps to hold you down...for your comfort, ofcourse.)
Redneck inventors have beaten you to it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz9kZh8PNVM
I know about this chair very well. Even I have ordered it couple of days ago. Our crew members have felt relaxed when They sit on this chair.
Now i have decided to redecorate my office rooms and that's why i am searching a good furniture website and luckily got this post. This will help me a lot while buying my office furniture. Thanks a lot to the admin of this post.
That is one cool looking office chair.
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