This Christmas I've been given an incentive. And it is this:If I want to upgrade my rubbish mobile phone to something with web access, touch screen and built-in cattle prod, I've got to lose some weight.
The slogan I have been given is: "Lose a stone, win a phone."
After a month of so, it's all turning out to be rather too much like hard work, so I'm going to aim for the runner's up prize instead.
"Lose a gram, win a ham."
6 comments:
Poetry's loss was the internet's gain - I suggest a much easier task with a better reward:
Plant a rhizome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizome
(e.g. bung a piece of ginger in some potting mix)
Win an Iphone!
Lose 20 pounds, have no one notice.
Oh. Wait . That's just me, then.
Pass the ham.
WoD
POIDH!
What kind of ham?
How much do you have to lose to get a couple tin cans and some string?
Cans onna string = my current phone
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