On glass-bottomed boats
So, we did the tourist thing and paid out far too much money for a trip on a glass-bottomed boat.
A trip where we saw an awful lot of green water, and at one stage, a small fish.
Everything went absolutely peachy right up until the moment things got a tad stuffy downstairs and I opened a couple of windows.
To the families concerned: I hope your loved ones were insured.
Especially the bit with the sharks. And the crabs.