Monday, October 25, 2010

On The Pretenders

On The Pretenders

The Pretenders. Or are they?

In this world dominated by tribute acts, how do we know that The Pretenders ARE The Pretenders and not some pretenders pretending to be The Pretenders.

The Pretend Pretenders. Or: The Pretenderers.

Chrissie Hynde had better get her act together, stop guzzling chick peas and Quorn burgers and address this menace of pretend Pretenders for once and for all.

I suggest the following, elegant solution: C. Hynde renames her band "The Genuine Article". All other tribute bands are then free to call themselves The Pretenders, and the world of popular music is SAVED.

I am not mad.

6 comments:

Donna said...

FURST!!!!

You means she was only PRETENDING to have Brass in Pocket?

Scaryduck said...

And by extension, she is not SPECIAL at all.

Debster said...

Turd for not knowing what Prenders are.

Richard said...

Maybe she is a Boy after all.

Pseudonymph said...

The Pretenders feat Perkins Warbeck??

Debster said...

Now I just look like an idiot instead of a super poofreader.