Yeah, we've been watching the home shopping channels again."And with this attachment," the excited American voice told us, "You can convert your Bullet Express into a handy dough maker."
"Whoop."
"Use it to make bread dough, pizza dough, and tasty sweet pie dough."
We look at each other in surprise and alarm.
"I am surprised. Not to mention alarmed," I say.
"Pie dough? What the devil is pie dough?" The Fragrant Mrs Duck replies, "In this country we call it pastry."
"It's for cooking children."
"You sicken me."
"Kill 'em, bugger 'em and eat them. Pie dough."
"You sicken me."
We change channels, where poor, poor Tommy Walsh is selling DIY gear.
6 comments:
Brilliant! Another one for the pie dough file.
Pie dough? Is that what you eat after horse back riding?
Mmmm! I love pie dough. In fact, I'm a pie-dough-phile!
Oh, TRT.
I am obligated to say, when come bring pie. In accordance with prophecy.
WoD
Mmmmm, pie.
And following on from this post, why we must NOT eat pie. A crazy mixed up household.
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