A bit of an announcement
Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies), as from 10am this morning, I am divorced. THAT IS ALL.
In other news, it's entirely amicable, so I could do without snarky and/or sympathetic comments. I dare say I will survive --- if only there was some song that could express this sentiment.
Normal service returns tomorrow
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More importantly, how is the Caversham Noticeboard doing these days?
I find Half Man Half Biscuit's "Joy Division Oven Gloves" covers most situations adequately.
Quick! We've got one hour left to have an affair.
Congratulations or commisserations (whichever is the most appropriate in the circumstances) - and not a note of sarkiness abounds.
One thought, however, is George Carlins' famous quote about divorce when he said that:
"I'm never getting married again, never. I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house".
Well, that was quite quick. Welcome to the club. (That's club, the one with a lot of chocolate on, not a penguin.)
I did it the easy way. I never got married in the first place.
I tell people that my husband still has money and the will to live, and I'm not leaving until I've taken both of those.
"An bit announcement for the Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies)" ... mostly?
Is there something you would like to get off your chest Scary?
p.s. Better version
You know, for one awful minute there I thought you were going to announce that you were giving up blogging.
What with Twenty Major, Boyfriend/Tw@ and Random Acts of Reality (his new ones no the same) all going recently I honestly thought this was you going tits up too.
But it's not so HOORAY!!!!
X
Also.
What Jesus said.
Better than the penguin is this:
http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=2892
Donna: Zoe formerly of My Boyfriend is a Twat is now here:
http://learningenglishagain.blogspot.com/
Mostly because her boyfriend is not a twat.
Yes, welcome to the club.
Some call it divorce. I call it home improvement.
I think you've already suggested the appropriate song.
Oh. Just noticed the half-hearted link. Cheers and that. For old time's sake - YOUR BLOG IS SHIIIT.
And if you're languishing in flat-share hell - get your own place. Take it from me; it's worth the money.
Divorce hint: wait 6 years then WIN.
What? What? Richard isn't a twat?? But all men are twats.
FACT.
So, have the ladies formed an orderly queue? Or are you still touting Lucy Minogue around in order to warm up schoolgirls at the museum?
LOL Debster - Scary thanks for link to Zoe's new blog - what about Misty? I miss her
Thanks for the link Scary, Christ yeah - forgot about Misty its been so long.
Misty is still active on Flickr.
What gives with the picture change?
You could try this.
Honest to God, the things people will do for $5...
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