The mouth-watering combination of pork products and fruit

The mouth-watering combination of pork products and fruit

"So," I said, as the buffet spreads out before me, "can I have one of those Pepperami sticks?"

Mmm... tasty, tasty meat-based snack.

"Oh," she said, "It's not Pepperami."

My disappointment is palpable, for there will be no tasty, tasty meat-based snack.

"It's like Pepperami," she concedes, "but fruit flavoured."

I am disgust.

"Fruit flavoured? FRUIT FLAVOURED? What fresh BLASPHEMY is this?"

She tells me. Strawberry-flavoured meat-based blasphemy.

I try some.

Sick came up. Meaty-fruity sick.