The mouth-watering combination of pork products and fruit
"So," I said, as the buffet spreads out before me, "can I have one of those Pepperami sticks?"
Mmm... tasty, tasty meat-based snack.
"Oh," she said, "It's not Pepperami."
My disappointment is palpable, for there will be no tasty, tasty meat-based snack.
"It's like Pepperami," she concedes, "but fruit flavoured."
I am disgust.
"Fruit flavoured? FRUIT FLAVOURED? What fresh BLASPHEMY is this?"
She tells me. Strawberry-flavoured meat-based blasphemy.
I try some.
Sick came up. Meaty-fruity sick.