So, there I was in a branch of a major chemist chain (which shall remain NAMELESS) and I became aware that the shop staff will only ask female customers if the possess a loyalty card.
I am a man. AM I NOT LOYAL?
This happened as I attempted to buy a tube of
Assistant: "That'll be £5.99 madam. Have you got a Boots Advantage Card?"Five minutes later...
Customer: "Why, yes. Yes I have. It's in my purse somewhere..."
Customer: "Ah! Here it is, in my purse. Well, well."
And so it is my turn:
That told her, exit stage left.
Assistant: "That'll be £1.99, sir"
Me: "Aren't you going to ask me if I have a Boots Advantage Card?"
Assistant: "Err.... Have you got a Boots Advantage card, sir?"
Me: "No, I have not, for my loyalty lies elsewhere."
And don't get me started on the Superdrug Beauty Card. AM I NOT BEAUTIFUL?