Monday, January 23, 2012

NORTH KOREA WATCH: WHAT'S KIM BEEN UP TO THIS WEEK?

So, I hear you ask, what's Supreme Leader of the Songun Revolution Kim Jong-Un been up to this week? And I reply: THIS....

Kim's been playing guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly and the Spiders from Mars, and he played it left hand. Young Kim's days as lead singer of North Korean pop sensations Jong Direction standing him in good stead.

And, wherever he goes, Kim finds that he'll always be mobbed by adoring Jong Direction fans.

(Alternative caption: Kim auditions actors for the starring role in his new film: Brokeback Mount Paektu)

Then, it's time for lunch, and Kim is so hungry, he'll eat an entire dolphin on toast. This is why he's wearing the shoplifting coat again.

Sadly for Kim, the store detectives are on to him. It's a fair cop, guv! Better luck next time, you light-fingered cove!

4 comments:

No Good Boyo said...

In the second photo I bags the first Kim Jong-un tribute haircut on the huggy bloke on the right.

Pseusie can't be arsed signing in said...

By invoking the lyrics of Ziggy Stardust, you steer dangerously close to 'well hung and snow white tan'.
That's just not a place a person wants to go, you know? Who knows what the coat is hiding.

#Debi said...

Um, Kim Jong-Un is wearing the outlawed stadium coat in that 1st pic. Hoist by his own petard, etc...

RobinOfLocksley said...

Unlike most people in his country, he doesn't appear to have missed many dinners, does he?