I bring you shocking news: Soylent Green is still people!
Soylent Green is still people and they didn't change the recipe like they said they would!
If you see Soylent Green products in your local branch of Iceland, please remember that Soylent Green is still people, and pay no more than three pounds.
And why not purchase Soylent Green's new guaranteed people-free margarine: I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks
Better still, have you tried the new, tasty Soylent Green Lite?
Soylent Green Lite has all the flavour of traditional Soylent Green, only without the calories. Or people.
Soylent Green Lite: It's not made of cat (It is cat)
6 comments:
I wondered what had happened to Caroline Lucas's supporters.
So that's what happens to the people who don't make it through the early rounds of the X Factor.
A pedant write: Soylent Green was originally made from soya beans and lentils. Hence the name.
It worries me that I posses this information.
CAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WV = riboozo
Made of booze?
That's hilarious. Is there REALLY a thing called Soylent Green? I don't care if it's made out of people, as long as they're people I don't like.
Iceland? Does that mean it may contain traces of Kerry Katona? Retch..........
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