Well, roll me in chocolate sprinkles and call me Susan, those very excellent and absurdly talented people at The Dog's Doodahs contact me this morning to say that I am officially Britain's Funniest Blogger, and to where should we post this shiny iPad2?
Thank you everybody who voted for me, and commiserations to the three runners-up, who are all superb in their own way:
Comedy, but mostly me.
After a brief period of smugness, I shall return to my usual morose self.
Publishers! Literary Agents! Want to make truckloads of money out of me? Contact me about my - frankly - bloody brilliant book. It really is bloody brilliant.
A vote of thanks: The Dog's Doodahs - Click through, spend money