"Tell me," he said apropos of nothing, coming toward me in a manner that could only be described as a sidle, "When was the last time you were in a naked flash mob?"
I refuse to answer, but truth be told, it was only a week last Thursday. And while we are being honest about it, the event wasn't exactly a flash mob either, mostly on account of me being the only participant.
I blame myself for arranging it for three in the morning outside the student nurses' hall of residence.
Rather regretting it now, as a matter of fact.
The thing about naked flash mob, I reflected, sitting in the police cell whilst wearing a paper suit, is that someboday's always got to be on the outside, tackle to the wind, as it were.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Next naked flash mob is Tuesday, 5pm, St Pancras Station. Be there!
5 comments:
Heh. Re your postscript re Tuesday, 5pm, St Pancras Station: Scary, please be there to see if anyone took this blog post seriously! Great story if it turns out to be true. Trouble is, you did not state date so we must presume it's tomorrow, Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012 at 5pm?
It's EVERY Tuesday
I'm going on the inside then, it's bloody cold in February ..
Can we schedule it at 6pm? I get out of work at 5pm. I can strip on the train ride over.
The thing about naked flash mob is you don't talk about naked flash mob.
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