From now on, I'm going to rate things out of five in terms of birds. Birds are the way ahead, unless you are a tit. Then they're the way atit.
The Scaryduckworth-Lewis Method of Rating Things for Avian Excellence, in full:
- Angry Goose
A proper hierarchy, I think you will agree , with owls in their rightful position as king of all birds, over and above those smug eagle bastards.
What bird - we ask - would even have their own Dalek army? OWLS, that's what.