* The organiser of said meeting (henceforth known as 'the unspeakable cur') should pay for lunch for each and every attendee. Plus drinks, sent over from the social club as necessary.Failure to comply with this single, simple rule should be punished by The Death of a Thousand Rabid Baboons.
Or, by sitting quietly and grudgingly at the back and not asking any questions when they ask "Any questions?" even if you've thought of a question.
That is all.