A rather shorter list of things not to say while receiving a massage:
- I could kill you with a touch
- Relax, while I put my finger in
- Is it supposed to flake off like this?
- Hey! It's like a big, huge blancmange!
- Happy finish?*
- Mmm, nicely marinated for the church barbecue
- Tits or face?Let's hear it for massage!
* Perfectly acceptable under certain circumstances