Wednesday, January 09, 2013

A book review, in crudely-drawn penis form

My first book review is in, and it is - he said smugly - a five star one.

But what the Dickens is that in the text of said review?

And I quote:


It's an ASCII penis.

An ASCII penis with a load of ASCII spunk.

Five star ASCII spunk, for which I should be thankful.

Buy my book, and you too - as a special free offer -  can leave a five-star ASCII cock-and-spunk review.


Steve said...

And even if you're too tight to buy it, at least click on the like button while you're there.

TRT said...

"She lied just yards away."