But what the Dickens is that in the text of said review?
And I quote:
Oh.
It's an ASCII penis.
An ASCII penis with a load of ASCII spunk.
Five star ASCII spunk, for which I should be thankful.
Buy my book, and you too - as a special free offer - can leave a five-star ASCII cock-and-spunk review.
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And even if you're too tight to buy it, at least click on the like button while you're there.
"She lied just yards away."
Lay?
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