Thursday, September 04, 2003

"Bunch of Arse"

Manic at the highly esteemed Bloggerheads has a simple plan.

Mr Bush is threatening to visit Airstrip One at some stage this autumn for a round of photo opportunities and manly bonding sessions with Tony Blair. Wherever George goes, the press will undoubtedly follow, looking for that perfect photo of George getting on swimmingly with Johnny Foreigner. And that's where you come in. Yes, YOU. Manic wants you to go and get your arse out in front of the world's most powerful military-industrial puppet. And I'll be right behind you. As it were.

Of course, I've got no desire to see what the inside of Wormwood Scrubs looks like, so the alternative would be to turn up with a banner bearing the word "ARSE" (and what a beautiful sight that would be on CNN), or simply write to national and local newspapers threatening to bare your pert buttocks in the name of world peace. If George decides he needs to spend the day sitting on a deckchair at Weymouth (and who wouldn't?), me and my hairy cleft will be there.

Go on, you know it makes sense. Remember our motto: An arse for an arse!

Edit: In a forthcoming TV Movie about September 11th, George W Bush will be portrayed by Timothy Bottoms. Heh.

“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 332”

BBC Director General Greg Dyke is the long-lost brother of “Gor Blimey Mary Poppins” actor Dick Van Dyke, which goes some way to explain why Diagnosis Murder always seems to be on the television these days.

Another little known fact is that Dick Van Dyke is the inventor of the popular system which allows you to view movies on your television with a perfect picture from a small disc no more than a few inches across. Hence the name "DVD player".

"Doing the rounds"

"Grandmother used to take my mother to the circus to see the fat lady and tattooed man - now they're everywhere." - Joan Collins

The University of the Bleeding Obvious answers that all-important question - How do they make nuns?

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