Saturday, September 13, 2003

“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 359”

Does my bum look big in this?
The classic line “Get away from her, you bitch” spoken by Sigourney Weaver during the final fight scene in the film ‘Aliens’, was in fact unscripted. The original line of dialogue, as Ripley emerges in full body armour to battle the alien queen was “Does my bum look big in this?”

"When in doubt..." 'em your referrer logs. One hundred per cent genuine search terms used to find this site, just to prove that the internet is entirely populated by manky old spunkers.

* Girly pie pounding - and why not?

* Can you take me to video porn city? - Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

* FLUFFY KITTENS OF NUCLEAR DOOM - "Nucular" It's prnounced "Nucular". And stop shouting.

* Doctor shave Schoolboys totally naked Stories - Looks like I might have missed that episode of Jackanory.

* nude photos of undertakers having sex with the dead - Heaven forbid that they've still got their clothes on. Have people no respect?

* Picture of Elton John in duck costume - Celebrities will do anything to get noticed

* pictures of nude gay boys and men pissing in toilets - result number fifteen for this search. They must have been so disappointed.

* crabstick enema - scores 920,810,000 points as a googlewhack.

Like I've always said - who needs to go searching for filth on the internet? Show a little patience, and it comes and finds you.

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