Seeing as the movie poll went down so well, now is the time to run the Scary rule over the music industry. In the words of Thom Yorke “Anyone can play guitar”, and I’m pretty sure he was referring to Status Quo when he said it. Give any idiot enough encouragement, they’ll haunt your dreams with bad covers of Unchained Melody for the rest of your sorry life.
So, in this spirit of hunting down and killing former members of Hear'Say and S Club 7 wherever they may be found, it is time for your nominations for the Joe Dolce Shaddap You Face Memorial Music Award. You can blame regular reader Balders for this as he started me off on the whole trip with a throwaway comment in an e-mail a couple of months ago. So.... I’m looking for nominations for just one thing:
The Worst Musical Act in the World, Ever.
A free copy of Pan Pipe Moods XXXVII for every tenth nomination! Your reasons for your nominations would be good too, as it makes the whole process less of a number crunching exercise and more of voyage into mindless abuse; and I’ll try to keep the whole process as brief as possible to save the sanity of all of us. There is the distinct possibility that a) I may reveal the extent of my (and by association, Balders’) brief musical career and b) Bigfoot and the Groincrushers will at least win through to the final phase.
You know the form by now: Nominate-o!
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