The fragrant Mrs Duck found a rare gem on online tat market Ebay and got me one of these for Christmas.
Custom dictates that I should show the whole world the first picture I took with the monster:
And then to the local panto to see The Wizard of Oz, where I asked the Wiz for a Dorothy that didn't have a face like a smacked arse. He didn't listen.
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Well done. Mr Nymph came through with the goods this Christmas, as well. Huzzah for presents that you don't have to find the receipts for!*
*because he used my credit card.
Is someone taking that dog's temperature during the photo?
Turd picture.
Woofy looks like he has a human-destroying laser shining out of his eye.
Plz to note Lucy Minogue is a girl woofy with frickin' laser beeams
She's a bitch.
My Niece has a little dog just like Lucy ... it's a bastard.
Lucy Minogue uses her cuteness to fool the prey, then goes for the jugular. I can tell. Bless her. =)
We've had two Cavaliers.
Any burglars daft enough to break in would be in for a right serious licking
Nice bitch you have there Scary.
Ooo! Penguin and polar bear wrapping paper! SQUEEEE!!!
*ahem*
That Lucy. She is DA BOMB. Burgyalers, beware the frickin' laser beams and LIK O' DETH.
@ Scarysuck
Our local pet shop has a post-Christmas special on "ill-tempered mutated sea bass" if you're interested.
Hmmmm. How odd. That picture has the url: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FGhipZH7DII/Szdle-1E0oI/AAAAAAAADbY/DvHLfIgO3-k/s400/PC250988.jpg
Surely it would be '000001.jpg' if it were the first picture with a new camera?
Or did mrs Duck buy you a very old and very used present? In which case, my commiserations. I've never got a digital camera over the 10,000 mark before problems began to appear....
Lucy Minogue is eyeing up someone's brainz for later.
I think Richard's right. She's using her laser beam right eye to peer into skulls to size up the BRAINZ.
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