"Good morning, and welcome to BBC Radio 4. It's 5.45, which means it's time for Farming Today."I like a bit of Farming Today. I started my career as a paid slob in the Ministry of Cow Counting, and still harbour a touch of nostalgia for the business of agriculture. A business I do my best to help by running over as many badgers as possible.
"Today," said the charming Charlotte Smith, "We ask: Where does your pork comes from?"
I steer my car onto the A31 at Ringwood and manage the feat of simultaneously banging my head on the steering wheel.
Lordy, Radio 4's dumbing down.
Everybody knows the answer is: Pigs. Pork comes from pigs.
Yoinks! Rumbled by those new media curs at Radio 4
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Really SD? Pork from pigs?? I thought it came from Tescos
Shit, that must be hard on them, what with having to be milked and sheared and that.
I only did field sizes at the ministry, the rest is a mystery.
"A business I do my best to help by running over as many badgers as possible."
No wonder you seem to go through so many cars. Badgers = bad for the suspension.
I thought it came from Asda. In fact I bought some halal minced pork (labeled 'Made in Israel') only yesterday.
Astro and Keith - you are both wrong. It comes from SAINSBURYS.
Vegetarian pork comes from Porktopia.
Finally! After half an hour of hitting F5, I manage to get this blog up!
Only to find a debate on where pork comes from...
Any fule no that pork comes from cows. My cousin's a vet and she told me so it must be true.
Also, I found out what Halal meat is the other day. A Halal is a cross between a haggis and a llama.
Oooh, and I nearly forgot to say 'Happy Solstice Everybody!'
Hope you all have a wonderful shortest day and longest night!
Mmmmmmm...........
Haggis
You... run... over... BADGERS?????
I shall never speak to you again, Mr. Duck.
Also: Pork comes from Sobey's as ane fule no.
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