Scaryduck's "Did You Know...?" No 34,091
Footballer David Beckham is known as 'Goldenballs' to both his legions of fans and an unimaginative tabloid press. However, the sobriquet has nothing to do with any alleged footballing talent, but relates to a teenage masturbatory accident involving a tin of spray paint that was documented in a 1989 edition of the Barking and Dagenham Post.
Scaryduck's "Did you know...?" No. 56,022
All penguins are naturally inclined to join organised crime gangs. The first penguin to join the mob was "Genial" Harry Fishfinger, attracted by a promise that he would be "sleeping with the fishes", but ending his days on a life stretch for wanton acts of violence against puffins.
Look, I don't make this stuff up. It's all 100 per cent true. Honest.
Just to prove it, here's a bird's eye view of Ayrton Senna Road in Reading, built as a fitting tribute to the world's greatest racing driver, not terribly far from where he had a home. (Click on pic to embiggen)
The more eagle-eyed amongst you will note that a) it's a cul-de-sac and b) yes, those are speed bumps. Poor, dead Ayrton.
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Woo pole position
and it's almost an exact mirror version of the tamburello curve that he didn't quite make it around.
Third for silly comment about "Next you'll be telling us there's a Damon Hill Drive!"
Ayrton Senna Rode a horse. Heh.
Stirling Moss Bank. Shoemaker Alley. There's dozens of 'em.
Sorry, it's Damon Hill Road. There is a James Hunt Drive in Michigan. There is a Moss Way in Stirling.
Does Senna Road end ( like my respect for the cheating bastard ) with a sharp left turn into Prost Ave to win the 1990 world championship?
p.s. Latest Megan spotting for Scary. (whole show)
How about a little tiger hunting game?
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
What is the planner at RBC on? JUst up the road he'd obviously been playing monopoly when he needed new road names...
http://www.multimap.com/s/PgiAjNFZ
And they can't count, either.
That or there's been some subsidence.
http://www.multimap.com/s/ReiElPDX
Oooh look - one of those Get-rich-after-you-give-me-all-your-details who thinks all our heads button up the back.
Nope, mine has a zip.
Oh and based in Panama? A free canoe with every order ...
Have just invested heavily with that slippery Panamanian, shares plummeting already.
Re: Did you know 56,022 - Whatever happened to Pengor ?
Spelling & grammer corrected now.
Fucking hell - that's three days in a row I've got comment spam. I don't want to switch on comment moderation, but I might have to. :(
tiger woods drive-hmm that may allude to his cup of tea-both golf and sex
Thanks for all the interesting facts. I'm beginning to feel edjerkated.
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Old and Busted Haloscan Comments aren't as busted as New Hotness Blogger Comments.
You, you wouldn't know if the truth if it talked to you aloud!
sorry scaryduckies, I am lying..........
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