There are times when a man's got to stand up and be counted. And that time is NOW.
In these darkest of days, I have decided - for the good of the nation - that I shall make it my life's work to hunt down and mete out righteous justice on those behind this monstrosity:
Righteous justice may include any of the following:
- Public ridicule
- Turd through the letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand
- Tied to a dentist's chair and being made to sing "Well did you Evah" non-stop except for periods when the
- Being Coleen Nolan. Or Jason Donovan
I am not mad
21 comments:
Jason Donovan serving up a slice of turkey? Says it all really.
I thought WE had to put up with crap on the tv this time of the year.
But that food looks really nice ... I wish it could be Christmas every day ...
Doesn't that "food" look yummy. The best part is that you can leave what isn't finished off this year on the sideboard and it will be just as fresh in 12 months time, ready for Christmas dinner 2010.
p.s. Gee hasn't Webster aged well.
Good grief, a comforting reminder as to why I dont own a telly.
Remy Martin Gateaux, proper posh.
How about force feed Jason a length of tinsel, but holding back the end of it...wait for a couple of days and feed the same end of it to Coleen. You'll be able to hang them up together as christmas bore-bles in no time.
That advert is a definite ear worm.
Bring back Kerry Katona, all is forgiven.
Mind you, I bet that's all they could afford, being bankrupt and all. Can we not take the piss out of all their glaciers and geothermal energy and only having one road and stuff?
LOL @ Sharyn
Colleen Nolan: Would.
Did I just say that?
Well, it's cured my craving for food.
I can't think of anything more horrendous than that lot descending on you at the festive season. I plan to spend Christmas in my flat with some M&S chocolate gateaux and no witnesses.
I couldn't hear it properly, but did they use the word swell to describe the food? Anyone that uses that word to describe anything and isn't a yank needs a good swift kick to the nether regions, followed by several more kicks.
Steve, I believe the word was "swellegant". Swellegant?
...and we yanks haven't used that word since the '40's...
Was it 'swell' or 'swill' they said?
Would add to Scarys list the stylist who came up with the pink dress she wears in the companion advert to this one.
The expression "arse like a Tinker's Bundle" keeps compng to mind.
Eye Bleach...... Anyone?
Rik: I wouldn't touch her with yours.
Sharyn, with you. I watched it in the library with no sound. Can't work out if that was an improvement. Please tell me that isn't a defrosted poor dead Mollie Sugden being worked by a grinning Donovan? She's after ur brainz, Colleen...
Scary, join the back of the queue. I've just spent the family Christmas pud allowance stocking up at AmmoMart for when I find the creative 'genius' behind that one.
C'mon Bubba, we's a goin' huntin'!
Oh, you're just jealous because they weren't Scaryduck nests.
I, on the otherhand, got to make off with a plate of prawns.
Result!
I was worried about the token black kid(s) at 0.38 without any parents visible but you do glimpse mum at 0.36.
Phew! I thought I was going to have write to the Daily Mail about the breakdown of English values.
Iceland, Greenland, Sweden or Japan. I know not where I am> If I am a man or a woman or cattle. Or a dying star!
Just as long as I am where I am and what I am.
And not freezing my ducas duff off in some northern zone chilly friggin zone, me chillin bones got no were to go.
Ah, the Bahamas once again!
Ah but you are truly, truly mad. But I am glad. Cause I am mad too!
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