"Is that Lenny Henry?""Wait... What? Where?"
"On your T-shirt. Is that Lenny Henry?"
"No. No, it's Pele."
"Oh. Who?"
"Pele. The Brazilian footballer."
"Nope, lost me."
"Brazilian footballer and ...err... stand-up comedian. Married Dawn Frenchinho. Yes?"
"No."
"Yeah, fuck it, have it your way. It's Lenny Henry."
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First for thinking it looks more like Edson Arantes do Nascimento
Is it just me or do we think Lenny Henry would have been slightly more use than the England team?
GT. & yes, I am hating Germans
It's been a long, painful month, hasn't it?
Germany play Argentina next. My god, that means the editor of the Sun will have to decide which country he hates more. Or maybe just run with the Diana story.
Germany vs. Argentina? Look on the bright side.
With any luck, Richard Littlejohn will have an aneurysm and explode.
It'll be the second shower of shit this country's seen since last Friday.
TRT - Diana is the Express, surely?
And perhaps if we have Dawn French in goal, it makes it harder to get the ball past her? These goalies are too skinny.
Surely the currently alive Royals have done something stupid enough to get into the papers lately? Hmmm???
Her Maj is currently this side of the pond, in case you think she's been misplaced. She's been calling it "her home away from home." And you know what that means. She's expecting us to do her laundry and loan her $50 for beer, isn't she?
Pele's far funnier than Lenny Henry ever was...
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