On visiting the doctor, again
Yet another visit to the doctor's surgery, where my over-cautious nature means I have arrived twenty minutes early.
As luck would have it, the piles of out-of-date, dog-eared lifestyle magazines have been supplemented by a TV channel specially created for people trapped in the waiting room of their doctor's surgery.
Instead of repeats of Top Gear and Topless Darts, it caries three-day-old news reports and health-oriented public service films.
And the film I saw was this: "Is your child too hot?"
I know what you're thinking, and I thought it too. Those bloody pedlos get everywhere.