A deity-curious atheist, I find myself inside a church for reasons far too complicated to explain.
Bored, and avoiding the crush for the magic wafers, I take a mooch around and find a pile of leaflets entitled "This Week's Prayer Points".
Now, I've never been much of a religious person, but it came as a bit of a bolt out of the blue to learn that knee-benders need a leaflet to tell them who they should be praying to on any given day.
This week's theme: Pray for the media.
Red rag. Bull.
"Monday: Pray about the influence of 'new media' and that blogs and other internet communications will be used responsibly".
Let's test that one out, shall we?
Nope. Pray harder.
11 comments:
First for not knowing what a churchfor is.
you will burn in hell.... see you there
FJ - we're ALL going to be there. ;)
I liked the one with the errors better...
Bet Jebus done poo's as well.
You should be stoned to death for Heresy! (isn't that the week after Easter?). "You're only making things worse for yourself!" - Brians vicar.
"This Week's Prayer Points" ?
is that like Xbox Achievements or something?
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That sorta thing?
Don't knock the magic wafers until you've had one stuck to the roof of your mouth.
There's a special place in hell for people like you... mention my name and you'll get a good room, dinner is at 6 and there's an open bar.
don't forget when you are in church do as you do anywhere else. curse up a storm.
then hand em out brochures that boldly but simply state:
"THE KNIGHT OF THE PAGAN RIGHTS."
$100.00 a spell. they always work, my spells that is. no one elses spells could go so well, it is understood.
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