The Burden of my Name
I'm an Alistair. For this, I blame the parents.
Because of this, much of my life has been blighted by three words.
"Where's Crystal Tipps?"
So I tell them.
She grew up, wore shorter and shorter miniskirts, changed her name to Crystal Meth, and the rest is far too tragic to tell.
Luckily, once this song came out, the heat was off me and right onto my brother.