War. What is it good for?
"War," said Edwin Starr on the electric radio, "Huh! What is is good for?"
And we all know the answer to that one: The military-industrial complex, right kids?
"War," said the boy Scaryduck Junior, "is not about who's right. It's about who's left."
"That's, like," I reply, "That's like, really, like, deep."
"I haven't finished," he said.
"War is not about who's right. It's about who's left-handed."
"That is also, like, really, like, deep."