My charming wife, The Fragrant Mrs Duck, is doing the weekly shop online.
"Proceed to checkout"
"Enter name and deliver address"
>TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY CLICK<
"Enter payment card number"
"Security check - please enter the second, fourth and ninth characters of your password"
"BLOODY FUCKING HELL!"
I look up from my book: "So that's L, O and C, then."
Honestly, some people have no idea of online security.