The boy Scaryduck Junior and I are at war. A War of Geek Jokes. And there is only one way (apart from actual fighting in the street outside) to settle this: An on-blog face-off.
Which, then, is better?
Me:
A proton goes up to his father.The boy:
"Dad?" he asks, "Am I really a proton?"
"Yes son, of course you are. I'm a proton, your mother's a proton, and we had you – our son – also a proton."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, son, I'm positive."
"I never knew atoms had mass. In fact, I didn't even know they were religious."Which? WHICH? VOTE ME UP.
30 comments:
FIRSTEST...!!
the boy wins....
.. and my favourite..
>>In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Sorry - the boy wins. Yours is a bit reminiscent of the polar bear one.
My cat's a proton. She's pussitive.
ScaryDuck Junior wins round one for me.
ScaryDuck Junior by a country mile. Yours is like the polar bear joke rehashed.
The boy Scaryduck Junior!
Boy wins.
The boy wins.
Yours is a joke I've already heard.
His, is one I could even tell other people.
Sorry Scary; it's the boy.
I'm with all the others. Junior! Junior! Junior!
Now, why don't you fuck off and let him write the blog too.
You're all bastards.
I'm sorry. I have to go with the boy on this one.
Scaryduck - 0
Scaryduck Junior - 1
Even Howard Webb would be able to see that.
Boy. Agree with the others that yours is a rehash of the polar bear joke. You should be ashamed of yourself. But your shame is assuaged by how proud you should be feeling that the Boy's joke is so good.
Skirmishmonkey.
09:18 & 14 comments already? you guys are off to an early start.
Yeh, round one to jnr, i reckon.
Everyone's a critic eh?
...btw, I'm off to the Ace Cafe for lunch today if anyone's interested?
It's a nil-nil draw.
super collider!? i hardly know 'er!
I'm afraid your joke only attracts one response, and that's negative.
The boy is full of WIN. But look on the bright side, you must have done a good job.
Yup, its teh boy. And what happened to TFMD and her blog?
Are you *sure* you didn't write both?
The boy wins. He was being particular.
Chalk one up for the boy...
He may also come out with:
A neutron walks into a bar "how much for a drink?" he asks. The bartender replies "For you, no charge"
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'I believe I lost an electron'. The other atom says, 'are you sure?' to which the first atom replies. 'I'm positive.'
Wadsworth - his robot butler told them to him.
*ding!*
Round One goes to The Boy, Scaryduck, Jr.
A polar bear walks into a bar, says,
I'd like a gin...
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... and tonic.
Bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
BAZINGA!
The boy, sorry!
Pretty close really, but I definitely vote you up!
Hmm, I like the proton joke, but I also like the atom joke, but which one is better? Only one way to find out ...
I'm voting for Duck Senior. Both crap, but if we're talking Geek jokes, Senior is more Geekish.
The Boy's, sorry. The juxtaposition of science & religion bring a sense of irony which Duck Senior's joke can't compete with
Teh Boy...!
I never heard the polar bear joke.
So.
I pick Scaryduck's joke because it has more words.
Had not heard the boy's joke before. Made me laugh. So he wins. Face it you never had a chance.
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