The boy Scaryduck Junior and I are at war.
A War of Geek Jokes. And there is only one way (apart from actual fighting in the street outside) to settle this: An on-blog face-off.
Which, then, is better?
A proton goes up to his father.The boy:
"Dad?" he asks, "Am I really a proton?"
"Yes son, of course you are. I'm a proton, your mother's a proton, and we had you – our son – also a proton."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, son, I'm positive."
"I never knew atoms had mass. In fact, I didn't even know they were religious."Which? WHICH? VOTE ME UP.