FACT! Psychic octopus Paul the Octopus, the octopus known for his uncanny knack of predicting the result of football matches not involving octopuses, was born in the octopus ground zero that is Weymouth in DorsetFACT! Paul the Octopus spend his days in Weymouth at the seafront skateboard park, where his best chum Ollie invented the Ollie
FACT! Paul the Octopus was run out of town on a rail after his 'Gypsy Inky Rose Lee' tourist scam on the seafront was discovered
FACT! Inky Paul is still cephalopod non grata in Weymouth after his parting gift to the town - the words "Weymouth nil". The football team hasn't won a game in three seasons
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First for cephalopod wisdom.
I like a man who can use the term "cephalopod non grata" in a sentence and have it make as much sense as the rest of the blog. Sort of.
One day he'll be wrong...People eat octopus, don't they?
Mmm, calamari...
That's squid, my love.
But yes, some people do eat octopi.
Ick.
Curiously, the World Cup was won by ESP. As predicted by a cephalopod with... ESP. I think there's something in that.
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