The Fragrant Mrs Duck returns from her weekly aerobics class, and - to put it mildly - she's not in the best of moods."I have never," she storms, "I have never been so humiliated in my life."
"Oh?" I ask, reluctantly hitting pause on the Sky Plus box, for life is not worth living if I try to multi-task in this sort of circumstance.
"I forgot my sports kit," she fumed. "I forgot my sports kit, and they made me do the lesson in my vest and pants."
I am shocked.
"I'm shocked."
Not to mention stunned.
"I am also stunned."
"And do you know the worst bit? Do you? DO YOU?"
Let me guess...
"Let me guess. They wouldn't let you get something out of the lost property box."
"No lost property box. And don't you DARE stick this on your blog."
"I promise."
9 comments:
Poor Mrs Duck. I do feel sorry for her. Embarrassment at Exercise Class now blasted all over the internet. Dear oh dear! ;)
I'm getting flash backs to school PE. Argh
Pics or it didn't happen!
You see? YOU SEE?
*This* is exactly why I don't go to the gym.
If that is the worst humiliation she has had, living with you, well I don't believe it. What about the time you crapped in the shed? Or that business with Mrs Warboys? She could have just not done the class.
On the plus side, good job is wasn't a 'commando' day...
My God! It was like reliving sports at school all over again reading that!
You are entertaining, Mr Duck.
Yep, our school was vest and gym knickers, complete with a wee pocket on them too.
Nice to see you kept your promise, ahem.
What Sigg3 said.
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