How to be a horse whisperer:1. Go up to a horseHorses, you say?
2. Locate its ear. Typically, you will find as many as two on top of its head
3. Whisper "Do as I say, or I'll fuck you up and sell you for glue"
4. Ride horse
5. Sorted
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Scaryduck Instructional Guides No.1
Scaryduck Instructional Guides No.1
How to be a horse whisperer:
How to be a horse whisperer:
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This is a bummer and the ad in my post tomorrow. Ack!
Good ad, though.
100% FACT:
Old Spice was the nickname originally given to Geri Halliwell, until a law suit, filed on behalf of Proctor and Gamble, prevented it's use. It was later discovered that Geri herself had filed it.
See your label about loving horses best of all animals?
Is that on a plate with chips or are you a bit strange ?
I love that commercial. Still have no desire for Old Spice though. Which is probably a good thing.
Look into the eyes. Look into the eyes, only the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look only into the eyes...
Old Spice reminds me of my dear old dad, which gives it an undeniable squick factor if a potential 'romantic' partner wears it.
I hope I am not a scary duck!
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