Monday, November 22, 2010

BUY MY BOOK - I AM NOT MAD

BUY MY BOOK - I AM NOT MAD

Why not be different this Christmas? Why not buy your friends a lump of cold sick the latest book by the genius author behind this website?

Now available in old-fashioned paper and ink, or in new-fangled digital download is my second collection based on the Scaryduck blog with nearly all of the spelling mistakes corrected and exactly 127% new funnies added.

With a genuine* foreword by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il.

BOOK? GET IT HERE

Not in the UK? Try HERE.

Guaranteed excellent or your money back**.

*May contain traces of lie
** Offer open only to citizens of Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, closes 19th October 1968


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7 comments:

C'riz said...

Donate 0.00001p per copy to charidee, that should get the sales flooding in.

Er, signed copies? Something to put in the loft just in case you die suddenly and tragically and scaryduck merchandise rockets in value?

Confused said...

Only one comment, for Mr Duck's second book? My.

Well, good on you Scary. I'm proud of you. Well done.

WrathofDawn said...

Very clever wording on the cover.

I'd buy it.

But 0.00001 p per copy to Charidee? That slapper.

And confused is right. C'mon, you lurkers. Credit where credit is due. The usual on a postcard, plz.

Anonymous said...

Can I get a personally signed new fangled digital download?

-skirmishmonkey.

Scaryduck said...

Yes. I shall sign a piece of paper, scan it and flog ...errr... give it to you as a pdf

John said...

How's about a book by the fragrant-and-long-suffering Mrs Duck?

Debster said...

Still waiting for my free copy ...