FIELD OF DREAMS
I had a dream last night.
I had a dream that I was visited by a load of dead slatterns, who told me I had to go out into the field outside my house and build a brothel.
And I went out into the field outside my house, and with the help of all the gohst slatterns, we built the biggest and best brothel in the world.
"But why," I asked of the head slattern, "But why am I building the world's biggest knocking shop out here in the middle of a corn field?"
She fetched me a telling look and told me:
"If you build it, they will come."
And then I woke up and my pillow was gone.