Tuesday, November 16, 2010



I had a dream last night.

I had a dream that I was visited by a load of dead slatterns, who told me I had to go out into the field outside my house and build a brothel.

And I went out into the field outside my house, and with the help of all the gohst slatterns, we built the biggest and best brothel in the world.

"But why," I asked of the head slattern, "But why am I building the world's biggest knocking shop out here in the middle of a corn field?"

She fetched me a telling look and told me:

"If you build it, they will come."

And then I woke up and my pillow was gone.

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