I had a dream last night.I had a dream that I was visited by a load of dead slatterns, who told me I had to go out into the field outside my house and build a brothel.
And I went out into the field outside my house, and with the help of all the gohst slatterns, we built the biggest and best brothel in the world.
"But why," I asked of the head slattern, "But why am I building the world's biggest knocking shop out here in the middle of a corn field?"
She fetched me a telling look and told me:
"If you build it, they will come."
And then I woke up and my pillow was gone.
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That's all.
let me guess.....
"then I woke up, and my pillow was gone" is this seasons phrase.
"sick inna hedge" is SOOOoo Last Year!
Been to the dentist have we?
COCKPUNCH!
oh, in the face you say?
...never mind.
As I'm on pills for me nerves, I appear to be anaeth ... aneeth... completely numb there, too.
You're on the wrong pill mate, you should be taking some of those new-fangled Niagara tablets. The only trouble is when you go for a pee it's like a waterfall!
Boom, boom!
Oh, please yourself. . . . .
The poor, poor TFMD. Continually buying new pillows. No wonder you needed to visit the dentist.
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