"Twitter Hive Mind!" I ask on the Twitter, "I have a meeting in 30 minutes and need to stay awake. What should I take with me?"And the Twitter Hive Mind responds: A leopard, a board game, a number of poison-tipped paper darts, a flock of enraged crows. And a wasp.
I poo-pooed the wasp and went the whole nine yards: A biscuit tin full of mail order angry bees, made even more angry by suggesting that their Queen has been regularly serviced by a hornet for the last three weeks.
"So, who wants a biscuit?"
Blank faces.
"They're chocolate!"
28 seconds later:
"This meeting is adjourned"
"But… but…" I despair, "Twitter wants me to play musical chairs."
NEVER take the advice of the Twitter Hive Mind
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